"Merry Freaking Christmas" – Devilish Santa with a Sip and a Smoke
Festive Sass Served Hot (with a Side of Chaos)
Santa’s had it—and he's still fabulous. The "Merry Freaking Christmas" design serves up retro holiday rebellion with a wink and a puff. Featuring a devilish Santa donning red horns, casually sipping hot tea from a dainty china cup, and puffing on a cigarette like he’s over the holiday hustle, this design flips the Christmas script with unapologetic flair.
Equal parts classy and crass, it’s perfect for those who survive the season with sarcasm, caffeine, and a little help from their darker side.
🎄🔥 Design Highlights:
Devil-horned Santa with signature red suit twist
Cigarette in hand and pinky up with a steaming cup of tea in fine china
“Merry Freaking Christmas” slogan in bold retro type
Ideal for holiday shirts, mugs, party invites, and alternative Christmas décor
Because not all Santas say "ho ho ho"—some just sip and smirk.
Product features - Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable - Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings - Manufactured in a humane, sustainable way by Bella+Canvas - Tear-away label for minimized skin irritations - Features various fabric blends for added comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
